Earlier in the year I posted a blog on what motherhood has
taught me. With an almost 8 year old and
almost 2 year old there is never a dull moment around this house! I hope this Friday is treating you well. Here are a few laughs to end your work week!
Even though a toilet says 1.6 gallons per flush, it can
flood a large bathroom four inches deep.
An eight year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke…and lots of it.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words, “uh oh,” it’s
already too late.
Most small Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a
2 year old with no problem.
Playdoh should never be placed in the microwave.
Super glue is FOREVER!
VCR’s do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like the hot temperatures
that an oven can produce.
Be careful when letting your child play with your cell
phone. The numbers 9 and 1 are easily assessable
to little fingers.
The police department in Greeley, Colorado has a 5-minute
response time.
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